10 Random Burning Questions

10) If LeBron gets dunked on at his skills camp (or in the forest) and makes Nike confiscate the only videotape so it doesn't go viral, did it happen?

9) Was death Michael Jackson's only hope to get out of debt and become popular again among new and old fans?


8) Could Billy Mays have picked a worse week to die?


7) Did the first person to ever have a hangover think he was dying? Did he then utter the words "I'm never drinking again"?


6) How many unsuccessful attempts did early man have with eating bananas? And, as a follow-up, did we learn on our own to take off the peel or did we imitate the primates?


5) Honestly, how does Doritos keep coming up with delicious new flavor combinations while maintaining the popularity of Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch?


4) What will happen first: Pete Rose gets into the Baseball Hall of Fame or (Coach) John Caccetta gets into the Walsingham Academy Sports Hall of Fame?


3) Could I care less about Jon & Kate?

2) What is the slap per scene ratio in Spanish soap operas compared to American daytime dramas?

1) Guys, would you rather have a rattail or wear a cowboy hat at all times (assume it is tolerated at work, at the gym, in restaurants, etc.)? Similarly, ladies, would you rather have 5th grade bangs or rock a fanny pack 24/7 (with a trendy and stylish haircut)?